Introducing the Hot Mess Mini Makeover™—a lab-smart, experience-backed reset for the women who are DONE guessing.
Let me guess...
You're exhausted. All... The... Time.
The brain fog is real...
Your hair is falling out more than it should...
The weight keeps creeping up no matter what you try...
And sleep? Yeah, that's becoming a distant memory.
The worst part?
You drag yourself to the doctor to get your bloodwork done, only to hear those frustrating words:
"Your labs look normal."
"Normal...what?"
Nothing feels normal about barely having the energy to get through your day...
About having to drag yourself out of bed every morning...
About feeling like you're living life at 50% of what you used to be...
(c) 2024 Amy Dillion, NP. All rights reserved.
• The bone-crushing fatigue that sleep can't fix
• The brain fog that makes you forget your own phone number
• The unexplained symptoms that keep appearing
• The feeling that you're slowly disappearing into someone you don't recognize
It’s hot. You’re a little sweaty. Your patience is wearing thin—and your hormones might be, too.
And honestly? You’ve spent way too long stuck in the “maybe it’s just me” zone.
Full thyroid panel (not just TSH)
Blood sugar + insulin resistance markers
Inflammation + nutrient status
A personalized report of findings
Our hormone + energy roadmap
A plan that makes sense for your body and your life
At Telson Health, we do labs differently:
We see the subtle patterns...
The hidden imbalances...
Red flags before they become full-blown problems.
We don’t just understand your struggle—we’ve survived it.
We’ve both hit rock bottom with midlife symptoms, been dismissed by the system we worked in, and finally found healing through functional medicine. Now we help women like you reclaim their energy, clarity, and confidence—without wasting time on “wellness trends.”
We don’t bash conventional medicine—we just know where it ends and where real healing begins.
✅ Decades of Clinical Wisdom
You’re working with two women who’ve spent 30+ years inside the medical system and know exactly how to spot the signs traditional care misses.
✅ Functional, Not Fluffy
This is a no-BS, test-don’t-guess strategy rooted in science—not supplements from a social media ad.
✅ Personal, Not Cookie-Cutter
We actually listen. And we make sure your plan fits your life, not the other way around.
✅ Midlife-Smart
Hormones. Gut health. Burnout. Belly fat. Mood swings. We know this season because we live it.
(c) 2024 Amy Dillion, NP. All rights reserved.
Amy
“I finally understood why I was so tired all the time - my ‘normal’ thyroid labs weren’t actually normal for MY body.”
Sarah
“For the first time, someone explained what my lab results meant and gave me a clear plan.”
Suzanne
“I thought I was going crazy because all my tests were ‘fine’ - turns out there were major signs everyone else missed.”
The Hot Mess Mini Makeover™ is your fast track to feeling seen, supported, and finally on the right path.
This isn’t a wellness trend—it’s a science-backed reset built by two women who’ve lived it and spent decades helping others rise from it.
👉 Just $257 through 7/24—then the price goes up.
No more guessing,
no more "everything looks normal",
just real answers, real solutions.
Sales ends 7/24/25 Get it while you can.
(c) 2024 Amy Dillion, NP. All rights reserved.
The Hot Mess Mini Makeover™ is for you if:
You’ve been told “everything looks normal”... but you still feel off, exhausted, bloated, or stuck.
You’re craving real answers, not another generic supplement or surface-level fix
You’re tired of guessing and ready to understand what your labs are actually saying about your hormones, energy, and metabolism.
You want expert eyes on your health without committing to a long-term program (yet).
You’re a midlife woman who’s done “all the right things”—and you still don’t feel like yourself.
Still have a few questions? You’re not alone. Here are the most common things women ask before booking their Mini Makeover.
Yes! Once you purchase, you'll receive a private booking link to schedule your two sessions. You don’t need to book them immediately—just within the next 30 days. Perfect if your calendar’s a bit wild right now.
Absolutely. This is not a replacement for your medical care—it’s an expert-level layer of insight that goes deeper than standard interpretations. Think of it as a second set of trained, functional eyes on your health puzzle.
You get two expert-led visits (one intake, one strategy session), a personalized lab panel and a no-fluff plan built around your real data-not just your symptoms. No long-term commitment. No guess work. Just real clarity, fast.